Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
Mind if I reply in GBA's stead? He'll continue to suck up to the only person here who wants to do him in the cyber sense -- Toxic Top. He doesn't give a shit about dogs, cats, birds, humans... he just wants a friend who's stupid enough to think he's sincere.
I handle GBA, just like all the other people acting like petty mindless dipshits. They get an appropriately fitting meme, because all they deserve is a tell off, and not even in my own words.