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You lookin' at my pint?
Fresh from praising the scientist to high heaven, last week, the balloon of scientific worthiness has been fatally holed by fresh news of what these, so-called, experts have been getting up to in their spooky castles.
After announcing that they can now cure cancer in mice - ensuring that the thinking man's rat can continue to make their homes in our skirting boards, defecate on our carpets and steal our precious cheese, impervious to any radiation based death-ray developed the powerful cheese makers consortiums - we are now told that they have succeeded in giving mice colds.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225742.stm
"Ah Professor Spatchcock how are you getting on with that AIDS vaccine you were in the process of advanced testing last week?"
"Mmm, yes, i'm afraid we had to put that project on the back burner for a while as i've been putting all my time and effort into manufacturing a sneezing mouse. Can you imagine that, eh? Just like that sneezing dwarf in the cartoons only instead of a dwarf it is a mouse and instead of a cartoon it is a mouse."
"Well, Professor, you do have a point there. However, now that you've given a mouse a cold, do you think you could crack on with that AIDS vaccine?"
"Yes, yes...just as soon as i've created a tiny beaver to put in this bonsai wood"
Damn you science.
'Cold War' - Northern State
After announcing that they can now cure cancer in mice - ensuring that the thinking man's rat can continue to make their homes in our skirting boards, defecate on our carpets and steal our precious cheese, impervious to any radiation based death-ray developed the powerful cheese makers consortiums - we are now told that they have succeeded in giving mice colds.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225742.stm
"Ah Professor Spatchcock how are you getting on with that AIDS vaccine you were in the process of advanced testing last week?"
"Mmm, yes, i'm afraid we had to put that project on the back burner for a while as i've been putting all my time and effort into manufacturing a sneezing mouse. Can you imagine that, eh? Just like that sneezing dwarf in the cartoons only instead of a dwarf it is a mouse and instead of a cartoon it is a mouse."
"Well, Professor, you do have a point there. However, now that you've given a mouse a cold, do you think you could crack on with that AIDS vaccine?"
"Yes, yes...just as soon as i've created a tiny beaver to put in this bonsai wood"
Damn you science.
'Cold War' - Northern State