LOL, I am very aware of that.
Some (many) of the Shareholding Class own the S&P 500 Index fund (500 biggest American Companies). Some (many) own the 'Total Stock Market' Index fund (about 5,000 American stocks on the NYSE). Others (many) own the 'Total World Stock' Index fund (about 8,000 stocks from around the world). So, just about anything you buy, the Shareholding Class is getting a cut of the action.
You can see how the 'Shareholding Class' is also the 'Donor Class' when it comes to Promoting their Agents (Congress).