Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Well, I've never met a straight guy who was afraid of tits and ass, I can tell you that. I don't know what the f topper is, but "normal" (for a straight guy) he's not.
Little guys generally try to pick apart everyone else to feel a tad taller.
Toppy's 5'3" at best. My guess is that he drives a hummer, and buys motorcycles when he gets called out as a shorty.